i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
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