party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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