I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
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Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
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Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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