My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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