Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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