The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
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It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
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i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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