did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
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Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
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Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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