Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
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It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
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A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
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