i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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