NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
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Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
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third nipple confirmed
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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