Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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