Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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