what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Randomize
