Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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