Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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