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Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
My bed smells like the plague
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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