Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
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