Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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