When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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