Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
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All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
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and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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