I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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