On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I intend to get homeless drunk
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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