White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
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