Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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