Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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