doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
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I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
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I feel like death gave me a hand job
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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