so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
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I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
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It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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