Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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