youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
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I need you to use more vowels.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
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I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
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You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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