I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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