he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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