There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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