He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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