Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
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So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
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she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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