I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
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