party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
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You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
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Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
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