Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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