So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
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I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
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The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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