tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
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Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
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Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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