dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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