I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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