Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
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i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
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I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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