You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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