look no pants
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
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you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
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aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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