I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
it glows. i had to have it.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Randomize
