you guys were way drunker than both of me
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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