i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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