So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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