RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
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I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
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Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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