The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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