let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
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