Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
God, you're like boner-b-gone
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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