Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
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Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
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she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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