Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Randomize
