I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Found your dick twin last night
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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